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Curse you Starbucks!

I like coffee. At least I think I do. I drink it daily…sometimes multiple times a day. But you know what? Coffee is bitter. It starts out too hot to drink (I have to wait !?!). It looks like mud. I’m thinking those would be red flags to NOT put something in my mouth. Nope. That doesn’t stop me from slamming on the brakes every time I see a retail space with a green roof. I have to drive by two green roofs on the way into my neighborhood and more times than not I will stop. Not until I am in line do I think to myself “I’m not thirsty. I don’t even want coffee right now. What the hell am I doing? Why am I not wearing pants?”. Curse you Starbucks.

2 Responses to “Curse you Starbucks!”

  1. on 12 Jan 2007 at 5:52 amSF

    Matt…thanks for the heads-up on Hollywood! My burning desire to know who wins Blockbuster of year will soon be satisfied. Good, no, great news!!!

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